Gimmie a drag of your cancer stick will ya,
Some more poison in m’glass if you please.
An’ a packet o’ fat I can shove in me face;
Ahhh, the Joy of a Summer Breeze.

Some bastard nearly ran me down last night!
Hey! Get some heat in ‘ere, I’ll fuckin’ freeze.
That stupid git on the telly needs a seein’ t’;
Ahhh, the Joy of a Summer Breeze.

Once in a lifetime you get what you want.
O.K., so I don’t talk, I wheeze.
‘Ow do ya fancy a mouth full o’ teeth?
Ahhh, the Joy of a Summer Breeze.