Will my kid ever chill to Killing In The Name (of)?
Will a hand-written love letter ever set his brain off?
Will Moffat toffees ever make his tingling tongue sing?
Will schlooshing through leaves ever be the one thing?
Will cracking conkers on some corner come to pass?
Will playing playground kiss-chase equal sex harass?
Will a book ever be his faithful park bench pal?
Will internet ever just let a guy love a gal?

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