Do not mock me, mealy mouthed deranged mind-shrinker, drear dream-sinker;

You’re a stinker; tight-lipped tosser, turgid tinker, vile bile drinker, wane hoodwinker;

On-the-brinker; I’ll smear your measly sneer, Bossy Bones Inc-er, shrivelled sphincter;

Coz if there one thing you’re not, even a jot, you rotting sot, it’s a free thinker.