I fell falling over
Tripped on my own two feet
Quite a feat
Just me and them
Trying to make ends meet
Head and end of legs
In a complicated
Balancing act
Of life on an escalator
Negotiating
Turnstile terror
Hedonistic horror
Teetering toothpicks
Lift us up and down
We’re pricks
Attach me to the ground
Just me and my feet
In a complicated
Merry-go-round
I’m a spinning error
Day to day
Procrastinate
Wee pet lamb bleeting
Rush me off me feet
No room for seating
On this carousel, son
I’m the lonely one
And life is what?
Dunno mate
I’m just cheating