I’m wishing for windmills
Spindly thin thrills
Coffee shop pee-stop
Higher than a tree-top
Spineless kind I
Turn a-blind eye
Will – not – cry

I’m truffling for tulips
Fine hips, two lips
Looking to soothe my
Mind unkind eye
Don’t know, won’t show
This is no-go
What’s – be – low

I’m canal cruising
Banal boozing
Heineken icon
Beckons like a beacon
Time to choose mate
Almost too late
Find – the – gate