Slap me down
I’m Jumping Jack
From my big box
I’ll bounce right back
I’m smiling stupid
Under attack
An’ I just don’t care
Coz I’m Jumping Jack

Now meet my pal
He’s the Rubberband Man
If anyone can take it
Rubber man can
Stretch his patience
Twist his plans
He twangs right back
He’s the Rubberband Man

But my best friend
Is Mr Happy
Lost his girl
Life look crappy?
Not a bit of it
He’s a first class chappy
Our fixed-grin, tears-in
Mr Happy